If you are an established client of mine and are traveling to, let me know because we might end up in the same city as one another.

I have have never seen you before and wonder if I might be coming to your city call me and lets chat.

I have different rates when I travel just an FYI.

Some of you realize I have another site and that I am a moderator of a Nat’l adult site. You need to email me at my other web site with your info. If you do it through a PM on a random website this is what will happen.

” Oh looky, he didnt do what he was supposed to, DELETE!”

Don’t call me and ask me to send anyone anything, its NOT my job to hook you up with anyone but me.

If you are contacting a provider that requires screening info that means that she I prolly run in the same circles online are members of some of the same sites such as P411 etc… From there or one of those sites you can get my email address. Its not hard, just a little homework on your part.

Hey, if that is to difficult you could always schedule an appt with me and we could take a little time to get you squared away properly. What a concept!!!

Let me break it down for you = Rules of Engagement.

1. You CONTACT  a provider and you should provide ALL screening info with having to be asked. ( Its not a fucking conspiracy, I PROMISE)

2. That provider will CONTACT the other provider for verification.

Here is where its gets interesting if its me.

If I cant think of you immediately or have your info, I CONTACT her back saying I haven’t got a fucking clue EVEN if I might because you didnt do the right thing.

This isnt brain surgery stuff, its real simple.

I’m sorry, I personally am NOT a computer and can’t remember ever person that I have seen and that includes and all board handles along with email addresses.

If I haven’t seen you in over 6 months, you can pretty much bet I won’t remember.

You wanna play both sides of the field? Then fine so be it, but the other side has RULES that must be followed and I wont budge from where I stand on the issue!

On my other site I have a page that is titled Providers and Gents. If you get to my other site, read it and understand it. It is a hobby norm.

Last, but NOT least. Do NOT under any circumstances give out my personal email to anyone, PERIOD, and do NOT use my massage number for HOBBY business.

If you do either of these things you CAN expect a nasty phone call from me. Flip the coin, You really wouldn’t want me calling you at home while your having family time would you? Gett’n all crazy white gurl on you? I didnt think so……..

I’m still screening calls so make sure you leave me a detailed msg including your name AND number to call back.

NOW! For all my established clients,,, I am running a special for a hot rocking hour ($$). My loss is your gain!!! There are some stipulations. It is for the hours of 10 am to 10 pm INCALL only for today, Wednesday and Thursday.

I am screening calls so please leave a msg. Just a reminder my phone dials out blocked.

41, sassy, spicy, saucy, scorpio, plus a redhead! I aint trying to turn the years back, hell I just hit my prime!!! Can ya handle it???

If you browse through my blog I have recent pics and yes, really they are me!  I have a collage and some are a few years old, but some are new. Want new pics of me? Don’t forget to bring your camera!!! Geesh!

If you want a quiet massage, don’t bother calling me. I am chatter that likes good conversation. If I ask you what line of work you are in that doesn’t mean I want to know where you work! I am an inquisitive person seeking like minded individuals. In no way do I need to know about other massage providers you see unless it is for an ice breaker or a vouch thing. Don’t come in grilling me about another lady because this is our time. If you want to talk about her, go see her!!!

Vouches, yes I give them if you deserve them. I do have requirements for that. Not everyone qualifies.  I am a non territorial provider, I share nicely and safely!!! There are perks for those who do qualify, inquire within. Especially if you travel and seek other LMT’s/Providers.

Please try and book your appts well in advance. If you are a fly by the seat of pants kinda guy that has no respect for others and their time,,, MOVE ON! If you book a session with me after 4pm, evenings, or on the weekends you get into my family time. I have no problem working those hours, but for you to schedule a session and not show up, you prolly disrupted my kids lives and that doesn’t sit very well with me. Plus its just wrong.

NEW potential clients, I am great at what I do for those I click with. I am not for everyone and I prefer gents over the age of 35. Given the influx of people I would rather not deal with, expect an in depth conversation with me the first time we speak. If you get my VM leave a message stating your name AND number. I am doing a lot of call screening these days.

Well look no further, here I am!

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